Teen Wolf is on, I have to hide from tumblr now cuz I can’t watch it til tomorrow.

Do you ever see someone so attractive that you’re embarrassed to look at their face?

My pasta sauce has been cooking for several hours, and I want pasta now.

True story, if you spread pasta sauce on a pine cone and hang it from a tree, it will attract a variety of Italians to your backyard.

There’s this godawful racket outside, so I went to see what it was and my neighbors rented a woodchipper with which to dispose their trees. My mum’s boyfriend is watching it through the window, and he was so fascinated he didn’t even hear me come downstairs, which is a bonus to the woodchipper.