Just to gross you the fuck out. Here’s a picture from the hospital, when I cut off the tippity-tip of my finger while grooming a dog. Those are my fro-friend’s legs!
My doctor was a total d-bag! He didn’t get any of the jokes I was telling! That’s how I cope with agony, and paranoia! Humor, Dr. D-Bag! Why don’t you acquire some?
P.S. Wowzers, I had no fingernails back then. This is from ‘08. I used to clip them off, otherwise I would have bitten them off.