So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.
God, what a Mary Sue.
I just described Batman."
Okay, I admit to laughing while making this one.
oh my god
Come on guys, when has it ever been a good idea to let the Joker out of the asylum? He never does what you want him to.
Your first clue should have been that the body wasn’t fxn rotted to shit, Batman. I don’t think you really needed to pick it up.
I can’t tell who Jensen Ackles voiced. NPH is obviously Nightwing.
Is it Batman? I can’t friggin tell.
Shit, this is a bloody-ass movie.
Is this a kids movie? This shit has been fucked up from the first second.