I wish “Fuck You” by Cee-Lo Green would just start playing every time I walk into a room.
I don’t want to go to work today, or ever.
Why can’t I just get paid for being perfect?
The more you harangue me about a thing the less I care about the thing.
When I finally move out and go apartment hunting, I’m going to ask to see the apartment at eight in the morning so I can make sure the sun doesn’t shine directly into the bedroom as it rises.
My stupid earring holes keep getting infected, but I don’t ever wear earrings, why did I let myself get talked into this shit I am too lazy for accessories.
If you’ve never startled an unsuspecting family member as they enter the house to find you sitting alone in the dark, then I highly recommend it.
My mum and her bf got a secret air conditioner for their room, but I’m not allowed to have one because our wiring is too old?
I have tomorrow off, I am going to do nothing but play the FFXIV beta in my underwear.
Drawing with the metric system (╯°□°）╯
This teacher I have for engineering graphics is pretty easy, it’s just that we have to sit through an hour of the most boring lecturing I’ve ever encountered, he does this for every class he teaches and I just can’t.