There’s this godawful racket outside, so I went to see what it was and my neighbors rented a woodchipper with which to dispose their trees. My mum’s boyfriend is watching it through the window, and he was so fascinated he didn’t even hear me come downstairs, which is a bonus to the woodchipper.
I have to go to the bathroom, but my mum is yelling about something downstairs and I don’t need that in my life right now.
I hope they give me a decent trade in yo I still have the box and all the manuals and everything is in perfect working order and it’s like fucking new.
My point is I’d like a new 3DS for free.
Work is such a cockblock, I just want to write and scroll all the livelong day.
Oh god it doesn’t say anything, I’m gonna go stick my face in the sink lakdjf;lasjfda
I accidentally wiped Icy Hot into my eyeball, now I can’t find the tube to see what I should do, omg.
If I could do research like Jiraiya I think I would be much less whiny about it, you feel me?
Then again, I’d probably wind up in jail pretty fast. I don’t think the FBI would appreciate that kind of research.
I want to keep writing, but my eyeball hurts.
This is maybe a good reason to go to the eye doctor.
My brother has pretty terrible taste in everything. He was watching this movie today on Netflix, and the acting was so awful I started laughing and couldn’t stop for twenty minutes, particularly after he got mad and told me he was going to eat all my cookies, then he got even madder when I told him I already ate them all.
Ahhhh, I’m running on two solid hours of sleep, I just wrote 6,000 words, and now I gotta put on pants and get ready for work.
Oh, what a day.