My Friend and I Texting Today
| Me: | Dude, soap opera acting is so fucking corny. I could act better with my buttcheeks. |
| Friend: | Omg I would pay for cable if your soap opera was on cable. |
| Me: | Here's the synopsis: my left buttcheek is in love with righty, but my right buttcheek is in love with handsome millionaire Johnny Cracks. |
| Friend: | Copyright that asap! |
| Friend: | Did Johnny Cracks make his milli playing craps? |
| Me: | LMFAO YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES! |
